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Monday, November 3, 2008

Christmas Jokes, Short Christmas jokes, Christmas one liners, Funny Christmas Jokes

Share these funny Christmas jokes, Christmas one-liners, short Christmas jokes with your friends and family on this Christmas.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !

What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
because a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !

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